Golden Showers

So, it has been a while, and I do think we have forgotten some entertaining adventures to share with who ever may read this. But I do think Halloween should be included, especially my story, because honestly I think I have the best hookups, and by best I mean worst... like you read on flm.com .

Anywho after the drama about not being able to find the cat Sat. night during the sloppyslut fest we like to call Halloween... things got interesting(for me anyway). I do believe others we just so happy to have found the cat and snuggled with friends drunkenly and fell asleep. So, there I was with some friends hammered eating punkin seeds.. let me rephrase that - taking pumkin seeds to the face, and whatever else I could find I decided to go to bed. I then hear a knocking at the door, so I get up and go to the door, look out the window to see a boy I have had a little crush on. I opened the door to this hammered wet cold and soaked boy who had somehow found his way to my house from the other side of town by himself and claimed not to know where he was before and how he found his way to my house but that he was cold.... So of course I invited him in - I mean how convenient I was ready to go to bed, I could use a good cuddle sesh (since we had done that last weekend - not even hook up - just cuddled). ANYWHO ... we get to bed and we start hooking up, mean while I find out this kid is a freak and starts sayin shit, I mean good for him- the more bold and comfortable you get with yourself the more you enjoy it. So after a little while he asks if I have a condom and I am not gunna just go and do that with anyone regaurdless of a lil crush... and so we just fell asleep. Well, I start hearing this falling water noise like ... it is pouring and the cieling is dripping, but it is more of a stream and not drops... I look up to see this kid out of bed and pisssing on my cloth chair that had my sweatshirts northfaces, ipod headphones, wallet, various Halloween costume items, my trainers, my agenda book and back up agenda book and much more various items of my life on it .... seriously ... seriously ... FML


Hope you had a much more fun Halloween!